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THE FOUNDING 25

Twenty-five businesses get in early. Ten of them help build it.

A price that never rises, the humans who built it on speed-dial, and (if you want it) a real say in what gets made next.

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$1 for your first 30 days30-day money-back guaranteeCancel any time, one click

Two ways in. Pick the one that's actually you.

DESIGN PARTNER10 SEATS
You want to help shape it.
Autopilot, all seven hats
$197/monormally $497
LOCKED FOR LIFE
Everything switched on, including the 24/7 voice receptionist
Done-For-You setup and migration, free
A genie expert in your corner every month
Your requests jump the queue
One partner per trade, nine trades open

You commit to: a 20-minute call each month for six months, a case study at 90 days with real numbers, and up to two reference calls in your first year. You approve every word.

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Four minutes. We reply within two working days.
FOUNDING MEMBER15 SEATS
You want to use it early.
Grow, the working genies
$127/monormally $247
LOCKED FOR LIFE
Follow-Up, Reputation, Content, Ops, Ask and Builder
Done-For-You setup at the founding rate
Genie Assist free for three months
Google Business optimization, free
In the Founder's Club with everyone else

You commit to: two short surveys, and telling us the truth when we ask. That's it.

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Live in a day. Cancel any click.

Same locked-for-life promise either way. Same Founder's Club. The only difference is how involved you want to be.

TEN SEATS, ONE PER TRADE

We'd rather have the right ten than the first ten.

Every trade works differently. A plumber's busiest hour isn't a coach's, and the questions people ask a salon aren't the ones they ask a contractor. So we're taking one design partner per trade, and building each trade's setup with the person who actually does the work.

You get the full product at a price that never moves. We get the truth about what's wrong with it.

HVACOPEN
PlumbingOPEN
House PaintingOPEN
CleaningOPEN
General ContractingOPEN
Business CoachingOPEN
Salons & SpasOPEN
Fitness StudiosOPEN
Private GP (UK)OPEN
WildcardOPEN

Wildcard, a second seat in whichever trade needs it most.

What you commit to

A 20-minute call each month, for six months
A case study at around 90 days, with real numbers — you approve every word
Up to two reference calls in your first year. We ask first, every time
Tell us what's wrong with your trade's setup. You know the work; we don't.

If the case study doesn't work out (the numbers aren't there, or you'd just rather not) your seat moves to Founding Member terms and nothing else changes. No clawback, no chasing. We'd rather have that conversation than a reluctant testimonial.

One honest note: if fewer than about thirty calls and messages come in each month, ninety days won't show you much, and we'd be taking your money to learn nothing. Founding Member is the better door, or come back when you're busier.

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FIFTEEN SEATS

Get in early, pay less forever, skip the homework.

Not everyone wants to be on a call every month, and that's completely fine. Founding Members get the working genies at a price that never rises, the same Founder's Club, and the same humans setting it up.

All we ask is two short surveys and a straight answer when we ask you something.

Grow at $127/mo, locked for life (normally $247)
Follow-Up, Reputation, Content and Ops: the genies that chase, ask, write and run
Done-For-You Setup at the founding rate, $197 (normally $497)
Google Business Optimization, free ($199)
Genie Assist free for three months ($897)
20% off Wish Shop Power-Ups, for life
The Founder's Club
Front-Desk Genie free for 60 days if you join before 31 August 2026
INCLUDED FREE IN YOUR FIRST THREE MONTHS

Google Business Optimization ($199) · Genie Assist ($299/mo — three months on us) · Front-Desk Genie for 60 days ($394).

That's about $1,400 in included setup and services, for $127/mo, locked for life.
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WHAT'S IN IT FOR US

This isn't charity, and you should know what we're getting.

We're new. We have a product we believe in, two real customers, and no wall of testimonials, and we'd rather tell you that than fake it.

What we need is twenty-five businesses using this properly in the real world, telling us what's broken, and letting us show the results once there are results worth showing. That's worth more to us than the difference in price.

So the deal is straightforward: you get in early and cheap and permanent. We get the truth, and eventually the proof.

What both tracks get

A price that never risesThe Founder's Club — Hasan and Muneeb in the roomFirst look at everything new$1 for 30 days30-day money-back guaranteeOne-click cancel, free data export

Fair questions.

Your plan price never rises while you stay a customer, even when list prices do. What it doesn't cover: calls and texts are metered separately at published rates, because carriers charge by the minute, and we tell you before those move, never after.

The founding rate is gone and you'd pay list. We'll tell you that at the point of canceling, not after.

Your seat moves to Founding Member terms and nothing else changes.

Yes, while seats remain in the one you want.

Founding Member is open to any service business. Design Partner seats are one per trade, and we'll tell you when yours opens.

No. Full business name, first name and trade, or anonymous. Your choice, and it doesn't affect your price.

The offer ends permanently. No “extended by popular demand.” When it's gone it's gone.

Because two people can only do this properly for twenty-five businesses, and ten of those get monthly calls. More would mean doing it badly.

23 seats left.

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